Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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