I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
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