Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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