batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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