Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
i think my mom watched the whole time
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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