so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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