either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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