Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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