Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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