I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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