so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
What a dumb baby whore.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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