your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
His hands were made for my vagina.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
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