I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Randomize
