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I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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