Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
This show inspires me to have sex in space
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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