I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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