I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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