if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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