Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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