What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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