But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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