I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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