You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
