physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
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