at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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