Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
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