Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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