The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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