just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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