He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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