Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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