I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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