I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
My penis needs a shock collar
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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