New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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