whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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