He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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