I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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