Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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