i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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