Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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