It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
