Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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