i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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