I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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