i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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