i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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