i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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