Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
