that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
He has the fingertips of a God
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