I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
