yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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