There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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