remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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