i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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