so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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